Written for the May 2011 Tea Room Healthy Living Challenge
The Cornish Cream Tea
by Jay
“We can’t come to the West Country and not have a Cornish cream tea.”
“You shouldn’t be clogging up your arteries with clotted cream.”
“Oh, come on. We’re only here for the weekend. This is a special treat.”
“You’ve got your cholesterol test on Monday.”
“So! It needs to be a realistic reading. I should be eating normally today.”
“Okay, go ahead. But if the result is worse than last time, you go over my knee.”
“Hey, who’s in charge in this relationship?”
“When it comes to your health, I am.”
“You know, the tuna salad looks very good too.”
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