Chillax

Chillax

by Jay

"Oh, just chillax!" Andy said with a touch of exasperation.

"What did you say? I hope that's not some new obscenity you've picked up from the internet."

"No, no it's not," Andy hastened to explain. "It's just means chill out and relax."

"Then say what you mean, young man."

"I'm only saying that you're making a fuss over nothing. I can sort this out later."

"If you don't sort it out now you're looking at a spannering."

"What do you mean?" Andy asked suspiciously.

"Just a spanking followed by cornering. You're not the only one who can coin new words!"