Signature Machine

Signature Machine

Jay

“I’m ringing to enquire about signature machines.”

“You’ve contacted the right company, sir.  We produce a range to suit every requirement.  You’ll find the machine a godsend for the busy executive.”

“Will it take any pen?”

“Certainly, sir.  Fountain pen, biro, pencil: our machines cope with anything.”

“Will it copy my handwriting precisely?”

“Of course.  Our machines are fully programmable.  The handwriting will be indistinguishable from your own.  Would you like us to send a representative to demonstrate the signature capture?”


"Well, actually, I'm not so interested in copying my signature.  Will the machine reproduce an entire Line of script?"