"It's not MY fault. You should've known better than leave that sort of thing to me."
Now wait just a minute! That never works when I use it.
"You're the Top! You're supposed to be good at this sort of thing. What bloody good is it having a bloody Top if they can't –OW!"
Right. Maybe a step too far.
"I'm sorry, okay? I am. I just don't understand how a grown woman can stuff that up quite so comprehensively. No! Keep your hands to yourself, just listen for a minute."
Executing a neat sidestep didn't spare me the glare.